Half Assed

For the days when you're parenting style is just "eh, whatever" we offer you a partially caffeinated roast from premium Costa Rican and Colombian beans. Lightly roasted so you can enjoy a little boost that'll still let you relax while your crayon-eaters nap.

Ground coffee only, net wt. 12oz.


Costa Rica + Colombia

We recommend following the brewing instructions of your own coffee machine, but we like to use two rounded scoops per cup of coffee. Our roasts can be brewed hot or cold, and our Covert Dessert espresso is great for specialty brews.

For best results, store your coffee in a dark container that can be sealed airtight. Keeping the coffee at room temperature, away from humidity will ensure it stays as fresh as possible. Ground coffee will stay fresh for up to 4 weeks, and whole bean a little longer than that.

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